Stories

The Toothbrush Story

Cartland / August 4, 2021

My roommate and I were cleaning the bathroom. “Wait,” said my roommate. “I have the perfect tool for this.” He left, […]

Cartland / August 3, 2021

A merchant hurrying to market came upon a traveler picking up trash along the roadside. “Why are you picking up

Cartland / September 16, 2017

A brief story from 2008: I was sitting in Union Square, idly eating lunch with a group of about six

Cartland / September 16, 2017

This is a story about the peculiar magnetic properties of a man knitting on the subway in New York City.

Cartland / September 16, 2017

I worked a late event tonight, and ended up leaving campus at about 9:45. I had eaten an early dinner,