The Toothbrush Story
My roommate and I were cleaning the bathroom. “Wait,” said my roommate. “I have the perfect tool for this.” He left, and returned moments later holding my toothbrush. “Um,” I said calmly, “that’s my toothbrush.” “No, it’s not,” he replied. Like I wouldn’t know? “This is the toothbrush,” he continued, “that I went around and asked everyone about. No one claimed it.” […]
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